My reaction to the "gospel" of health, wealth
and longevity promoted by the new age movement.

What's goin' on, my old friend
I haven't seen you since God knows when
    You're lookin' good - what you got goin'
    Does the inside look as fine as what's showin'
The mystery of age - you think you cracked it
You may not look it, and man, you don't act it
    Potions and lotions and stars up above
    Can't take the place of a heart full of love

Tell me what's new, old friend of mine
We haven't spoken in quite some time
    You've found the key to life forever
    Take no offense, bro, you're not that clever
What you proclaim as pure salvation
Is merely a whim of your imagination
    Trust, if you must, in your magic brew
    You're gonna die when it's time for you

    Down in your fountain - fountain of youth
    Swim in superstition - drown in your wishin' well
    Up on my mountain - mountain of truth
    I can see forever - all the way from Heaven to Hell

        Ev'rybody has the answer - but no one has a clue
        Madness grows like a cancer - now it's growin' on you
        What you try to hand me - you don't understand me
        You can't keep your silly new-age promises
        You're under a spell - I wonder if you can tell
        This junk that you sell just isn't real

    Down in your fountain - fountain of youth
    Swim in superstition - drown in your wishin' well
    Up on my mountain - mountain of truth
    I can see forever - all the way from Heaven to Hell